幽默英语笑话:为什么是S

2020-01-12 01:40悦读文网

There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow.?

p>曾经有只蜗牛,它对自己动作慢的名声感到了厌恶和疲倦。

p>Hedecided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference.?

p>他决心去弄些跑得飞快的轮子来改变这种境况。

p>After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get.?

p>逛了一圈之后,它决定买Datson 240-Z。

p>So the snail goes to the nearest Datsundealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".

p>去了最近的Datsun经销店,去买Datson 240-Z,但是它想把这辆车重新刷漆,改称240-S。

p>The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"

p>经销商问:“为什么是S呢?”

p>The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail.?

p>蜗牛回答说:“‘s’代表蜗牛。

p>I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."

p>我想让每一个看见我呼啸而过的人知道是谁在开车。”

p>Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail,?

p>经销商不想失去把汽车卖给蜗牛这样一个机会,

p>so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.

p>所以他同意收取些许费用,把车重新涂漆。

p>The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed.?

p>蜗牛开着它的新车,把自己的余生都用在了快乐地高速行使在告诉公路上。

p>And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"

p>而不论何时任何人看见它飞驰而过的时候,都会说:“哦!看那S-car 。”

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