The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon.
p>As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher determined he would teach him not to sleep during the sermon.?p>So, in a whisper, he asked the congregation.p>"All who want to go to heaven, please rise."p>Everyone got up except the snorer.p>After whispering "Be seated", the minister shouted at the top of his voiced,p>"All those who want to be with the devil, please rise."p>Awaking with a start ， the sleepy-head jumped to his feet and saw the preacher standing tall and angry in the pulpi――p>"Well, sir," he said, "I don't know what we're voting on,p>but it looks like you and me are the only ones for it."p>牧师非常生气，因为总有一个人在他说教时打瞌睡。p>一个星期天，正当坐在前排的那个人又在瞌睡时，牧师决定要好好教育他一下，p>让他不要再在布道时睡觉。p>于是他低声对信徒们说：“想去天堂的人，都请站起来吧。”p>所有的人都站了起来――p>当然，除了那个打瞌睡的人。p>在低声说过请坐后，牧师高声喊道：“想去下地狱的人请站起来!”p>打瞌睡的人被这突然的喊叫声惊醒了，他站了起来。p>看到牧师高站在教坛上，正生气的看着他。p>这个人说道：“噢，先生，我不知道我们在选什么，p>但看上去只有你和我是候选人。”